Tuesday, 29 September 2009

The Belfast Wheel


Feeling Small


99.9% Need Not Apply

Femme Fatale Advertising






555 - Useful Phone Numbers

555 0001 – Simon Peter Gruber in Die Hard 3/ Mr Burns in the Simpsons

555 0070 – Private Eye Mike Church in Dead Again

555 0118 – The Hannibal Lecter Hotline in Hannibal

555 0113 – Dana Scully’s Cellphone in the X Files movie

555 0132 – Rodgers Transportation in the Fast and the Furious

555 0134 – Marla Singer in Fight Club/ Teddy in Memento

555 0137 – Post Forensic Cleaning Service in Curdled

555 0139 – Big Ed’s Tyres in The Family Man

555 0150/555 0151 – Consumer Recreation Services in The Game

555 0156 – City Boarding in The Matrix

555 0185 – Gators in The Gift

555 0199 – Lester Burnham in American Beauty/ The Pistone Household in Donnie Brasco/ Lowell Bergman in The Insider/ J Lyman ‘Bruiser’ Stone in The Rainmaker.

555 0235 - Lost Cat in Apt Pupil

555 0342 – Beetroot McKinley in Twins

555 0933 – Emergency Psychic Services in One Night at McCool’s

555 1099 – 5 Lakes Trucking in Reindeer Games

555 1111 – Radio Station WMYL in Frankie and Johnny

555 1134 – Miranda Hillard in Mrs Doubtfire

555 1226 – Nick Marshall in What Women Want

555 1287 – Boogie Lowenstein in Ten Things I Hate About You

555 1300 – Simply Elegant Flowers and Dreams in Sabrina

555 1316 – St Martin In The Fields Rectory in Ransom

555 1342 – Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything

555 1534 – Project Mayhem HQ in Fight Club

555 1639 – Tiki Motel in The Terminator

555 2131 – KAB Radio in The Fog

555 2368 – The Ghostbusters

555 2463 – Joey LaMotta in Raging Bull

KL5 3089 – Mario Brothers Plumbing in Super Mario Brothers

555 3600 – Special Agent Pat McClune in The Spanish Prisoner

555 3713 – Post Haste Dispatch in Romeo and Juliet

555 3970 – The Cetation Institute in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

555 4329 – Chip Douglas in The Cable Guy

555 4385 – Emmett ‘Doc’ Brown in Back To The Future

555 5633 – Worcester Sauce Emergency Hotline in South Park

555 6302 – Frederica Bimmel in The Silence of The Lambs

555 6321 – Jane Butterfield Realty in Beetlejuice

555 7000 – Murph and the Magictones in The Blues Brothers.

555 7583 – Rachael in Bladerunner

555 7892/555 7908 – Monster Joe’s Auto Dismantling in Pulp Fiction

555 8129 – Dan Gallagher in Fatal Attraction

555 9130 – The Bates Motel in Psycho III

555 9175 – Tech Noir NiteClub Payphone in The Terminator

555 HAIR – Morrie’s Wig Shop in Goodfellas

Creative Downtime Posters
























Some designers in their creative downtime produced these off-beat advertising images for the new Star Wars weekend at the Disney MGM Studios. Personally I think that these images should have been used as the official advertising for the event as they are better than any traditional advertising which could have been created. I don't think the posters ever saw the light of day until someone decided that the world should share the magic. Thanks to the power of the internets.

What Not To Do


You are free to do what they tell you.


Editing Reality




















The Dude...


...Abides

Is there a Doctor in the House?

By far the coolest Doctor in a medical drama past or present. Anyone cooler in Grey's Anatomy?...nope. Chicago Hope?...nope. St Elsewhere?...nope. Trapper John MD?...he did live in a mobile home in the hospital carpark which is pretty rebellious but...nope. Dougie Howser MD?...he was a fully trained 16 year old doctor, had a best friend called Vinny and was one of the first people in the world to have a blog...but he lived with his Mum and Dad and was always telling us the moral of the story so...nope. House?...rides a motorbike, plays guitar and piano, takes drugs, fucks with patients (for their own good), doesn't bother with that white coat shit and always knows best. Not thinks he knows best, but knows best. If you didn't love him, you'd hate him. Genius is always misunderstood. That's why it's genius.

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Anon

"Everything will be okay in the End.
If it's not okay,
It's not the End."

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Wheels












Here's Johnny...



Johnny Cash. Pure Rock n' Roll. His music. His style. His life.